Wednesday, September 06, 2006

A Zippy Ending For My Turgid Little Tale of Toiletry Gone Awry

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He who does not get fun and enjoyment out of every day . . . needs to reorganize his life. ---George Mathew Adams

    One of my friends wrote me a zippy ending for "Day of the Cabbage Patch Turd":

    “Faster then an urgent crap, more powerful then a silent fart, able to flush what no man has flushed before (this last line brought the concept up to date). Look behind the counter, it's a clerk, it's a stock boy, it's Turdman. Disguised as James Jarvis, ruckus transient/author turned stock boy, Turdman fights a never-ending battle for...??? well the toilet works.
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