Momma asks the age old question of misery: "Why did God give me this stinking situation??" when confronted with my sister's nightly drug tirade. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Tuesday, December 08, 2009
Sunday, December 06, 2009
E.R. Adjustments And A Wet Shopping Day
Momma and Beth come back from a whole day of emergency room overdose treatment, medication adjustment, and a little shopping in the rain. An episode of my Rednecks On Parade series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
The Nursing Home Threat Vrs the ADP Boogeyman
My sister Beth threatens momma with incarceration in "the nursing home" if momma doesn't give Beth the keys to momma's car. Momma counters with the local Adult Protective Services boogeyman, Rodney King. I shoot the whole thing through my door because I don't like to unlock it after 2 a.m. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Sunday, November 22, 2009
Another Night In Addict Paradise
My sister Beth and my momma Joyce argue over the Xanax. Again. Forever. Notice at 1:17 where Beth wants to go with the 25 Xanax....to "the casino", a 40-minute drive in the middle of the night to Shreveport's gambling boats. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Saturday, November 21, 2009
Absentee Redneck Yardsale
Beth decided that she was going to have a piney woods outdoor sale of estranged commonlaw hubbie Steve's stuff but she won't even stick around for her own yard sale. Soon as she got $10, she ran off to the store to liquor up. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Friday, November 20, 2009
Milk Crate Move-Out Inventory
One day not too long ago, I got tired of living in the drunkard's section of the piney woods of east Texas and decided to make a milk crate inventory of what it would take to move my stuff back to Callie. I was not pleased with my results. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Thursday, November 19, 2009
Skeeter Hawk Parley
Momma commences to palaver about horse flies, skeeter hawks and dragonflies with Big Nose and parleys the gossip into a set down visit. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Momma's New Son Tryouts
Momma auditions neighbor Terry for a position opening up soon in her family. He thinks the job requires disposing of the previous job holder (me) first. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Twisted Amenities
In my sister's twisted mind, anything she buys for herself to wear or eat is an "amenity" to us since she didn't force us to pay for it. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Sunday, November 15, 2009
The Delusional Yard Sale
Beth and momma try their hand at yard sale selling again, this time with nothing to sell. That's redneck optimism! Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Saturday, November 14, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Shrill
If you listen REAL careful, you'll hear the shrill call of the piney woods Mommagimmeedoforme Bird. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Bluster
Before the new fridge came, Beth managed the old one like she manages everything, through uninformed declaration and proclamation. "It works fine. Spoiled food won't hurt you. Cheese is supposed to be brown. What, me worry?" A flash from the past. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Beth Outs Momma
Beth tries to blackmail momma into giving up some recreational drugs by calling momma's best friend, Churchlady Irene, and spilling the family beans about momma's Xanax addiction. An episode of my Refrigerator Top series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Beth In Repose
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My sister Beth takes a moment to bask in the warmth of taxpayer sponsorship. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009
It Just Won't Stop Raining Here
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Nine days in a row of constant rain. I feel like we're going to wash away here in the piney woods of east Texas. For sure my evil sister's car is. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Monday, October 12, 2009
Stealing The Neighbors Fire Pit
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I don't get it. My sister won't do a lick of yard or housework at our house but she'll set to work burning up the neighbors' yard trash when they move out. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Saturday, October 03, 2009
Last Weekend of Jawbreakers
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Monday I'm getting all my teeth pulled out so this weekend will be my last ever weekend of jawbreakers. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Wednesday, September 09, 2009
Itchy Spot
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A song about critters large and small in the piney woods of east Texas. Written and performed by JimmerSD who can be reached at http://www.youtube.com/user/JimmerSD Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Sunday, September 06, 2009
What Did The Chicken Say?
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Momma talks about grandma's chicken neck-wringing days while frying up a skillet of the bird herself. An east Texas piney woods moment. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Saturday, August 29, 2009
Not This Time
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Beth invokes an all too familiar mantra with its promise that this time, coming home from the funny farm, things will unfold differently. An episode in my Mean To My Sister series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Back From The Nuthouse Again
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Fresh off the bus from the nuthouse with a full bag of post-rehab store-bought drugs in her sweaty hands, Beth declares herself "fully recovered" and ready to get high again off of her momma's pension money. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Thursday, August 20, 2009
Trailerpark Divorce, Month 8
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Commonlaw husband Steve decides to save lawyer money by defending himself in his divorce with Beth. This is Month 8 of Beth's trailerpark divorce. An episode of my Beth In Crises series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Thursday, August 13, 2009
Perennial Dropout
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My sister Beth can't seem to unravel the mystery of how to get the government school grant money without having to actually go to school. There's always that catch. An episode of my Beth In Crises series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009
House Ghost Kicks Bethzilla's Butt
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Our long-time resident house ghost takes matters into his own hands and gives ill-mannered Bethzilla a butt whoopin' in her locked bedroom. An episode in my House of Horrors series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Tuesday, August 04, 2009
Contest For The Car Keys!
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After the daily 4 A.M. "Who Took My Drugs!?" screamfest, my mom and sister settle in for the perpetual Contest For The Car Keys. An episode of my Our Little House of Horrors series. Music courtesy Philly HYPE. See more music from Philly HYPE at http://www.myspace.com/phillyshype Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Save Me
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A spoken word rendition of my poem about noise. Save Me Daytime's Noisy Trappings by Jolie Blond (that's me) 05/11/04 This I love with all my heart: the quietude of midnight's start, and salient mercies of that kind when noisy days begin unwind into the slumbers of the mind, and rhythmic softness I can find from evenings' whispered self design. And this I hate with sonorous rage: the clangorous noise that fill the days with blunderbuss and yak yak yakking, metallic din and all that nascent racket with engine roars and diesels clacking, with TV's ceaseless soundtracks' clapping--- oh, save me daytime's noisy trappings. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Retardoff
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The question has come up at our little Casa De Daily Hillbilly Horrors: who is more retarded? It's a question that may have no answer. An episode of my Rednecks In Crisis series. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Snubbed By Alien Abductors
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Every day I look to the heavens for salvation while my mom and sister make pig-squeeling sounds at each other from wherever they're lying in different parts of the house. An episode in my Hallmarks of Redneckedness series. Music courtesy Jason Shaw at Audionautix.com Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Monday, July 13, 2009
Piney Woods Car Math
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The court orders my sister's estranged commonlaw husband to leave a car out in the woods of Waskom for Beth to pick up but she hasn't had a driver's license in years and is having a hard time doing the drive home math. Part of my Beth In Crisis series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Thursday, July 09, 2009
Beth Returns From The Graveyard Where Daddy Is Hiding
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My blackfooted sister went for a walk through the local cemetery where daddy was allegedly buried but my hopes were dashed when she came home again. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Burn Barrel
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I love my burn barrel; my back yard, ever-smoking, 55-gallon, open-headed, carbon steel, fiery furnace of hellfire burn barrel. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Saturday, June 20, 2009
Loose Losers On My Dashboard
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A Sunset Blvd street poem from my Ironweed series about non-winning lottery tickets loose on my car's dashboard. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Thursday, June 18, 2009
Missing Drugs
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Every morning between 1 a.m. and 5 a.m. I am awakened by the following argument between my mother and my sister. EVERY MORNING. THE EXACT SAME ARGUMENT. Music courtesy Jason Shaw at audionautix. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Monday, May 25, 2009
Darkness Is Coming
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My sister Beth slips into darkness, a before and after view. An episode of my Beth In Crisis series. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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The Major Players
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My granddaughter Piper introduces the major players in our family's egg-coloring tradition. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Thursday, May 14, 2009
Momma Gets A Refund
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Momma gets flustrated by the mechanics of high finance. An episode of my Rednecks In The Piney Woods of East Texas series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
The Coloring Of The Eggs
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My daughter January supervises a mysterious centuries old family tradition of The Coloring of the Eggs. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Codependency Illustrated
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Mom illustrates the Codependent: a person who perpetuates the alcohol or drug dependence of someone close to them in a way that hampers recovery by making excuses for their dysfunctional behavior or relieving them of television channel surfing chores. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Friday, April 10, 2009
Anything To Keep From Cooking
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My sister Beth gets her SSI check and splurges for 'groceries' after getting a feelgood letter from her divorce attorney 'insuring' her he was atop her 'caise'. A Rednecks In East Texas series. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Saturday, April 04, 2009
Crazy Since Birth
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Momma never was a strong person to begin with. Part of an East Texas series. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Thursday, April 02, 2009
Beth Is Risen
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After spending a week on her deathbed in her dark cave, my sister rises Saturday night to go barhopping. An episode in my Beth In Crisis series. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Friday, March 27, 2009
Promises Promises
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My sister Beth promises to get out of bed and do something sometime soon. Maybe tommorow. Maybe not. Three days later, she's still working on it. An episode of my Mean To My Sister series. Music "Infinita" CC BY courtesy Paul Sparacino at PCinoGuy. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Friday, March 20, 2009
Time Lapsed Indignation
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My sister experiences a time delay between spotting the camera and realizing what it means. An in-depth analysis of her delayed reaction. Part of the Mean To My Sister series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Friday, March 13, 2009
Fighting Over A Dead Man's Stolen BBQ Grill
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Beth is going to borry money to hire a lawyer to get her stolen dead man's barbecue grill back from her estranged commonlaw trailer park hubbie. Episode 14 of the Beth In Crisis series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Redneck Ghostbusting
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I try every redneck ghostbusting incantaion I know to get rid of our east Texas ghost. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Saturday, March 07, 2009
Crumbing The Paper Trail
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Beth crumbs through the paperwork of her life looking for meaning. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Thursday, March 05, 2009
There's Something Wrong With Beth
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Beth may have lost her mind again, but momma's missing a car. Part of a series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Annie Shakes Her Booty
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My Schnauzer shakes her booty for Philly Cheesesteak. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Sunday, February 22, 2009
Beth Comes Home From Welding School
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A few days after her hospitalization for a total nervous breakdown, my sister goes to welding school and finds out that classes are long and dirty. Part of an East Texas Rednecks On Parade series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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