Wednesday, November 25, 2009

The Nursing Home Threat Vrs the ADP Boogeyman

My sister Beth threatens momma with incarceration in "the nursing home" if momma doesn't give Beth the keys to momma's car. Momma counters with the local Adult Protective Services boogeyman, Rodney King. I shoot the whole thing through my door because I don't like to unlock it after 2 a.m. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Sunday, November 22, 2009

Another Night In Addict Paradise

My sister Beth and my momma Joyce argue over the Xanax. Again. Forever. Notice at 1:17 where Beth wants to go with the 25 Xanax....to "the casino", a 40-minute drive in the middle of the night to Shreveport's gambling boats. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Absentee Redneck Yardsale

Beth decided that she was going to have a piney woods outdoor sale of estranged commonlaw hubbie Steve's stuff but she won't even stick around for her own yard sale. Soon as she got $10, she ran off to the store to liquor up. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Friday, November 20, 2009

Milk Crate Move-Out Inventory

One day not too long ago, I got tired of living in the drunkard's section of the piney woods of east Texas and decided to make a milk crate inventory of what it would take to move my stuff back to Callie. I was not pleased with my results. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Skeeter Hawk Parley

Momma commences to palaver about horse flies, skeeter hawks and dragonflies with Big Nose and parleys the gossip into a set down visit. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Momma's New Son Tryouts

Momma auditions neighbor Terry for a position opening up soon in her family. He thinks the job requires disposing of the previous job holder (me) first. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Twisted Amenities

In my sister's twisted mind, anything she buys for herself to wear or eat is an "amenity" to us since she didn't force us to pay for it. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Sunday, November 15, 2009

The Delusional Yard Sale

Beth and momma try their hand at yard sale selling again, this time with nothing to sell. That's redneck optimism! Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Saturday, November 14, 2009

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Shrill

If you listen REAL careful, you'll hear the shrill call of the piney woods Mommagimmeedoforme Bird. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Bluster

Before the new fridge came, Beth managed the old one like she manages everything, through uninformed declaration and proclamation. "It works fine. Spoiled food won't hurt you. Cheese is supposed to be brown. What, me worry?" A flash from the past. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Beth Outs Momma

Beth tries to blackmail momma into giving up some recreational drugs by calling momma's best friend, Churchlady Irene, and spilling the family beans about momma's Xanax addiction. An episode of my Refrigerator Top series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Beth In Repose


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My sister Beth takes a moment to bask in the warmth of taxpayer sponsorship. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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