tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279593462024-03-07T00:31:25.195-06:00Jolietharian MusesMarquisdejoliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14385754137703589041noreply@blogger.comBlogger576125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27959346.post-58965549985007667502015-11-11T16:16:00.001-06:002015-11-11T16:16:45.432-06:00Modern Educayshun<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/iKcWu0tsiZM" width="480"></iframe><br /><br />
Hilarious video. Reminds me of my so-called "education" at Liberation Theologist, Diabolical Dialectical, Fair Traded St. Mary's University in San Antonio, Texas.Marquisdejoliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14385754137703589041noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27959346.post-40458746536751661562011-03-15T03:57:00.002-05:002011-03-15T04:00:20.866-05:00Drinking Song Inspires Video<span style="font-family: Arial;"><b>Sometimes folks ask me where I get the inspirations for some of my more bizarre, off-modern culture <a href="http://www.revver.com/tags/marquisdejolie/">videos</a>. From poetry, of course!</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;"><b>Drinking Song</b><br />
by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow</span><br />
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INSCRIPTION FOR AN ANTIQUE PITCHER,<br />
<br />
Come, old friend! sit down and listen!<br />
From the pitcher, placed between us,<br />
How the waters laugh and glisten<br />
In the head of old Silenus!<br />
<br />
Old Silenus, bloated, drunken,<br />
Led by his inebriate Satyrs;<br />
On his breast his head is sunken,<br />
Vacantly he leers and chatters.<br />
<br />
Fauns with youthful Bacchus follow;<br />
Ivy crowns that brow supernal<br />
As the forehead of Apollo,<br />
And possessing youth eternal.<br />
<br />
Round about him, fair Bacchantes,<br />
Bearing cymbals, flutes, and thyrses,<br />
Wild from Naxian groves, or Zante's<br />
Vineyards, sing delirious verses.<br />
<br />
Thus he won, through all the nations,<br />
Bloodless victories, and the farmer<br />
Bore, as trophies and oblations,<br />
Vines for banners, ploughs for armor.<br />
<br />
Judged by no o'erzealous rigor,<br />
Much this mystic throng expresses:<br />
Bacchus was the type of vigor,<br />
And Silenus of excesses.<br />
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These are ancient ethnic revels,<br />
Of a faith long since forsaken;<br />
Now the Satyrs, changed to devils,<br />
Frighten mortals wine-o'ertaken.<br />
<br />
Now to rivulets from the mountains<br />
Point the rods of fortune-tellers;<br />
Youth perpetual dwells in fountains;<br />
Not in flasks, and casks, and cellars.<br />
<br />
Claudius, though he sang of flagons<br />
And huge tankards filled with Rhenish,<br />
From that fiery blood of dragons<br />
Never would his own replenish.<br />
<br />
Even Redi, though he chaunted<br />
Bacchus in the Tuscan valleys,<br />
Never drank the wine he vaunted<br />
In his dithyrambic sallies.<br />
<br />
Then with water fill the pitcher<br />
Wreathed about with classic fables,<br />
Ne'er Falernian threw a richer<br />
Light upon Lucullus' tables.<br />
<br />
Come, old friend, sit down and listen!<br />
As it passes thus between us,<br />
How its wavelets laugh and glisten<br />
In the head of old Silenus!<br />
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I feel like we're going to wash away here in the piney woods of east Texas. For sure my evil sister's car is. 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My sister won't do a lick of yard or housework at our house but she'll set to work burning up the neighbors' yard trash when they move out. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod. 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Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com. 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Written and performed by JimmerSD who can be reached at http://www.youtube.com/user/JimmerSD Distributed by Tubemogul.</div><div class="formats_available" style="margin-top: 15px;"><b>Formats available</b>: <a rel="enclosure" href="http://blip.tv/file/get/Marquisdejolie-ItchySpot573.mov">Quicktime (.mov)</a></div><div style="margin-top: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px;" class="blip_tags"><strong>Tags:</strong> <a rel="tag" href="http://blip.tv/topics/view/critters">critters</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://blip.tv/topics/view/lice">lice</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://blip.tv/topics/view/fleas">fleas</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://blip.tv/topics/view/family">family</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://blip.tv/topics/view/redneck">redneck</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://blip.tv/topics/view/easttexas">easttexas</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://blip.tv/topics/view/marquisdejolie">marquisdejolie</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://blip.tv/topics/view/bethzilla">bethzilla</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://blip.tv/topics/view/jimmersd">jimmersd</a></div><a href="http://jamesjarvis.net" rel="payment" style="display: none;">Donate</a><br />Marquisdejoliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14385754137703589041noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27959346.post-73325832581279118272009-09-06T15:55:00.001-05:002009-09-06T15:55:08.277-05:00What Did The Chicken Say?<center><a href="http://blip.tv/file/get/Marquisdejolie-WhatDidTheChickenSay789.mov"><img src="http://blip.tv/file/get/Marquisdejolie-WhatDidTheChickenSay789.mov.jpg" /></a><br /><a href="http://blip.tv/file/get/Marquisdejolie-WhatDidTheChickenSay789.mov">Watch the Video</a></center><br /><br /> <div class="blip_description">Momma talks about grandma's chicken neck-wringing days while frying up a skillet of the bird herself. An east Texas piney woods moment. 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An episode in my Mean To My Sister series. 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This is Month 8 of Beth's trailerpark divorce. An episode of my Beth In Crises series. 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