A review of the 288 videos I uploaded to online video hosting sites in 2007.
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Monday, December 24, 2007
I Was On Steroids
A nonfiction repressed memory about steroid usage in the military while competing for a presidential martial arts sports award brought on by the current baseball steroid scandals.
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Friday, December 21, 2007
Where Teeshirts Come From
An educational video on where tee shirts come from. "Indiamaze" by Embryonica http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5/
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Hay
An educational video on hay, how it looks and what it is used for. "Relax" by blackturtle.us http://www.blackturtle.us/
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
My Worst Videos
A brief montage of my worst amateur videos. A series. soundtracks composed from Garageband and/or iLife/iMovie
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Snake Sacking In Taylor, Texas
Part of a travel log series on places to see in Texas by train, this episode reveals a good place in Texas to win some cash sacking rattlesnakes.
Even More More Bad Videos
Another brief montage of some of the worst amateur videos I have uploaded. A series. soundtracks composed from Garageband and/or iLife/iMovie
Monday, December 17, 2007
More More Bad Video
Yet another montage of some of my worst internet amateur videos. A series. soundtracks composed from Garageband and/or iLife/iMovie
Sunday, December 16, 2007
More Bad Amateur Videos
Another montage of some of my worst internet amateur videos. A series. soundtracks composed from Garageband and/or iLife/iMovie
Bad Video Montage
A brief montage of some of my worst internet videos. soundtracks composed from Garageband and iLife
Friday, December 14, 2007
When Bad Video Makes Its Comeback
I salivate for the day when the slick, scripted, contrived, professionally-produced tv sitcom-emulating internet video fad is over and bad video makes its comeback, because I will be ready. soundtrack composed from iLife
Bad News
Pointless drivel about our culture resulting from playing around with Photoshop and Garageband software.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
The Man Whose Breath Stood Still
A nonfiction story about bad breath and the customer who plunged me into new depths of stink at the gas station where I worked.
Monday, December 10, 2007
Belated Halloween
Belated Halloween wishes from the Simpsons, starring Kendal, Robert, Piper and Jimmy. Grandkids in their Halloween outfits going trick or treating.
Princess Tinkerbell
Grandaughter Piper tells a moose joke and explains her royal title. soundtrack composed in Garageband
Least Favorite Part of Mom's Job
Latest in a series of videos my granddaughter is making on family life with the Simpsons. This episode is about mom's least favorite part of her job.
Sunday, December 09, 2007
The Horn
Part 48 of a 50-part series on Amtrak passenger train travel across America as viewed by an east Texas amateur videographer. This episode: The train horn, outtakes.
Why Piper Can't Go To School
An interview with my grandaughter Piper as to why she is not allowed to go to school. soundtrack composed in Garageband
Ms Kolat Is The Devil
An interview with my grandson Robert where he opines that one of his teachers must be the devil. soundtrack composed in Garageband
Friday, December 07, 2007
NBC Says No Thanks For U.S. Troops
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Scott's Natural Habitat
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An error log has been reported to support@blip.tv.
Homeless Betty
Animated prose about a homeless woman on Crenshaw Blvd we called 'Betty The Bomb' because we never knew when she would go off.
Bad For You
Making videos to upload on the internet is bad for you. It decreases your sex drive, isolates you socially, causes acid reflux, alienates your partner, is bad for your blood pressure, is fattening, causes tooth decay and a host of other health problems.
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Langtry And The Pecos
Part 47 of a 50-part series on Amtrak passenger train travel across America as viewed by an east Texas amateur videographer. This episode: Langtry Texas and the Pecos River, outtakes.
Problem With A's
Error
A critical error was detected. The error message was:
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An error log has been reported to support@blip.tv.
Monday, December 03, 2007
Kimchee In The Kitchen
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A critical error was detected. The error message was:
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An error log has been reported to support@blip.tv.
I Ate Your Cat
Confession of a cat eater. I ate your cat. It was delicious. Thanks for getting him fat. Got another?
How To Wobble In Manhattan
More and more professional cinematographers and commercial graphics houses are entering the online video market to compete with amateurs for eyeballs. This is a how-to video for them.
Sunday, December 02, 2007
Orange Groves Outside Ontario
Part 46 of a 50-part series on Amtrak passenger train travel across America as viewed by an east Texas amateur videographer going to Hollywood to be in a documentary. This episode: paving over orange groves outside Ontario. Music by rextangle and his mystery woman http://www.rextangle.com/
Saturday, December 01, 2007
Caffeinated
Spoken word I composed in Garageband about our over-caffeinated lives. Related website: http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine/
Day Of The Cabbage Patch Turd
A nonfiction story about plumbing the public restroom at the gas station where I worked in a crack neighborhood, a tale of personal challenges the day Cabbage Patch left a huge turd in our toilet.
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